It's fuckin lit
The name's B//INTJ// Slytherin
- Moaning Myrtle:
Comes back as a ghost and remains at the site of her murder
- The entire Hogwarts staff, the Ministry of Magic, and the whole Wizarding World:
Well I dunno how we're gonna solve this mystery Scoob if only there was some way to ask this murdered girl how she died and who is responsible oh well let's blame this kid because he looks suspicious and this other kid said it was him
My dad and I having a casual conversation about Batman Vs Superman.
- Draco:
i'm not gay? i'm straight. 100%. in fact, i'm so straight you might as well call me "druler malfoy" because i'm-
- Harry:
hi
- Draco:
Well I Tried™
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!
- Remus:
Me, you and a date at the light of the full moon. You can't say I'm not romantic.
- Sirius:
I can see a failure in your plan...
- Remus:
I will even howl at your sexiness *flirty wink*
- Sirius:
Remus, how do you read this? There aren't even any pictures!
- Remus:
Well, Sirius, I do this wonderful thing called reading. You should try it sometime, maybe your brain capacity will actually go up for a change
- Sirius:
Ouch, Moony
- Remus:
Sorry, sometimes I forget to lower my insult level with you